The place where you can still see the life of USSR – at least supposed to.

2 bus tickets, 1 visa, 80 euros well spent and ready to go on an adventure. Bus left late in the evening and we were on the way for the whole night and early morning. 8 h total from one point till the next one, with a few stops including boarder.

Ah … boarder, first impression of the country. Already surprised and a bit scared of what will happen next because at the Lithuanian boarder one passenger was asked to leave the bus and she never returned. So there I sat alone in my space, waiting for the local boarder guard to come in and collect my passport and the other little paper they give to fill in.  To my surprise it was a pleasant looking girl with even a smile on her face. Already got my first question. “Do I have life insurance? Yes. “

One point goes to me. Received my first question in Russian language, understood it and could reply.  Fog on the boarder looked impressive, so deep. By the way Wikipedia says that the capital city here has a lot more fog on average than London who is so famous of the shitty weather.

That’s how I got into the country. Oh by the way. I was going to Minsk, Belarus. When I got outside of the bus at the bus stop I received my second question. An old lady asked me where is the ticket office here. Noticed it when I came, understood the question and could show the direction. Two points to me and the day hasn’t even started yet. A great start.

Met my host. A person you can actually expect everything from and each time will amaze you even more. Something suspicious was in her eyes though or maybe her smile that hypnosis you. 

Noticed when she came down the street but in a foxy manner. I glanced and saw that she thought I didn’t see her. So I turned away and looked at the reflection on the wall. Yeah I already told you can expect everything from her. She went through the people in bus stop, behind one of the walls to come from my back and jump on me. Wanted to turn around on the very last moment but her steps where so quiet I missed the moment.
Ok so far so good, feeling like at home and met my host, next thing I needed was to take money, so ATM it was. I can say that during my stay in Minsk I spent something like 800 000.00. No I didn’t make a mistake. I actually spent near a million. The currency is so worthless that they don’t even have any coins. Their smallest bill now is 50.00 Belarusian rubbles. That is 0,003 euro cents. And yes this bill for unknown reasons to me is still very popular. So you can imagine how much paper money I always had in my wallet.

Stocking the money in wallet though was no problem until you actually have to pay for your things in cash. Then it gets really difficult. Firstly you don’t recognize the money as I just got it, so the colour, size and other things don’t help a lot when trying to say how much zeros the bill has.  A burger in underground shop cost me 14200,00. That was a shock and a challenge.

But once you arrange the money starting from the biggest to the smallest it’s not so hard anymore. Still on the last day I wasn’t advanced enough to go in a shop and count all the money in order to spend most of it before returning home. The biggest thank you goes to my second best friend in Belarus Irene, who is so skilled she left me with only 0,09 cents in local money. Funny to say only 0,09 cents. Because in euros it could be like 3 coins(really small), but in Belarus 0.09 cents where some  6 paper bills. The biggest one 1000,00.

On the first day to save some time, I left my baggage near the bus station in the storage place to go and see the city. They ask you your surname, so they could write it down on the paper, you will give back in order to get your bag. So I told her my surname as clear as possible. Kleinšmits. She looked at me, and wrote something down. It was written “tourist” on it.

I met some smart people in the bike rent later too. I rented a bike, so of course they asked for my documents, and I gave them my passport. He looked at it for a while, then looked me in the eyes and asked: “Emmmm…..do you have a Belarusian passport?” ………WHAT?  Jeah sure I have, a Belarusian Chinese, American and some others which one do you prefer best?

Later that day with the amazing host we participated in an event that is called Critical Mass. A lot of people with their bikes come together to drive through the city and shout out some slogans. It was an amazing way to see the city once again. Will definitely join this motion again when it will happen in Riga.

Those of you who want to have great parties at Belarus. Be warned, you can buy drinks at the shop from 18 but in most of bars you can drink them only if you are at least 21.
Minsk in overall is a great city. There are not much old building as in the war it was hit really badly, but still the ones that survived and the other ones built in an old fashion style are great. All of them are well maintained, a couple of floors bigger that in Riga on average, but the streets!!!! If our biggest street through the city has 2 lanes to each side, then in Minsk most of them are at least 3.  Also the sidewalks for pedestrians are huge. The city has 2 million people in it, but you hardly ever feel it. Because the streets are big and the city also is really big. They even have a metro. A really old one and old fashioned but hey they have it and we don’t, so that is great thing to have. Really fast way of moving from one place to another.

Trams are crazy there. Don’t use them. It feels like you are in a washing machine. It shakes so much, brakes so hard, and drives so fast it takes some muscles to hold on your legs. That’s why there were no really old ladies on board. They already know this fact.

Ticket costs 3700.00 for all public transport. Metro cost 4000.00 and that is quite cheap. One day had to buy a ticket but didn’t have any small bills. Had to give a 100 000.00 for one ticket. I am not exactly sure of what the cashier told me, because she talked fast and loud, but I guess she just wished me good luck for that. She had to give me change of 96 300.00 in bills where most of them are 1000.00. Because everyone else tries to pay in small ones.

Had the opportunity to see the rehearsal of upcoming parade. So many tanks and other army cars. And yes, they don’t care about the streets, because the tanks just ride on the streets, so of course they damage it a lot. But the condition of street are really good, as they repair them constantly and change the asphalt after the parade. Waste of money? Well……. but at least they have work for everyone and the parade was great. Funny still, usually after army parade there is nothing, but in Minsk after the army came tractors, buses, and other farm equipment, because they have a factory there.
So how about the USSR time. Do they still live in that period of time? Drive really old busses and cars, drink vodka for breakfast and have Lenin on every corner? Well about Lenin. They have at least one Lenin statue in every city in the country, but, you most likely won’t find it. I saw one USSR flag in the city, it was at the top of the new II World War museum and that is about it. There is nothing that would seem like the past. Minsk is a great European type city. Clean, green, beautiful, not overcrowded, and the prices are about the same we have here in Latvia. And if you know Russian language, no problems at all.  And I was even kind of disappointed, because everyone told me I’m crazy to go there or it would be great for me to see the past. And there is nothing of that. People have never been to this country but still they think they know everything about it. Just go and see yourself. The news lies.

I really liked it.